Monday, September 24, 2012

Book is on Sale

Print of Saint Paul’s Joke is live and available at
https://www.createspace.com/3777859
Amazon and other outlets should follow soon

Sunday, September 23, 2012

A Christian Problem

Christians are self-identified as unworthy of salvation, and possibly beyond redemption.

The premise of Christianity is the idea that Jesus will be their Savior; he will represent his people on Judgment Day, and they will make it past those Pearly Gates.

Their problem is their own doctrines, and Canonized Gospel:
1. When Mary is pregnant, Joseph himself acknowledges that the child is not his – thus branding Mary a fornicator and adulteress.  It doesn’t matter whose baby it is, it is not the one belonging to her fiancĂ©e/husband.
2. We are taught that Mary remained a virgin – never had sex with Joseph – which is consistent with Joseph marrying her so she would not be disgraced [again Canon Scripture], but refusing to have sex with her.
3.  Joseph has more children, by a woman named Mary; she cannot be Mary, mother-of-Jesus, because that Mary is a “Virgin”.  Or, they are also the children of the Divine Spirit.
In any event, official doctrine has no sex between Mary & Joseph, so Joseph, a good Jew, probably has another wife [in accordance with law].
SO!  Major problem: Christian hold that, and officially call, the mother of their Lawyer, and only hope for salvation, adulteress... therefore a sinner.
There’s no escaping it, it is official Christian Doctrine.

Jesus Doctrine.
They same that Jesus, like St. Paul, was celibate all his life.  Yet Gnostic Gospels talk of him kissing Mary [presumably Mary Magdalene] on the mouth.  Apparently Peter is really disturbed by such a public display in front of the Apostles.
Official Catholic, and Christian, Doctrine states that Mary Magdalene was a whore.  Therefore Jesus is kissing a whore – and not platonically.
On 18 September, news of a verified 2010 archaeological find was released: a papyrus fragment in which Jesus refers to HIS WIFE!  Now, was this wife Mary Magdalene?  Or was Jesus cheating on his wife with Mary Magdalene? 
Hum... Either Jesus was an adulterer, or his wife was a known whore.
SO!  Major problem: Christian hold that, and officially call, the wife of their Lawyer, and only hope for salvation, whore... therefore a sinner.  And therefore, not only was Jesus NOT celibate, but his wife was the community whore – way to insult your only hope of Salvation. 
There’s no escaping it, it is official Christian Doctrine.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Saint Paul's Joke -- KINDLE version

Well, Saint Paul's Joke -- KINDLE version -- is live on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009DVS4QE
With that, the chapter on Saint Paul is concluded ...
Just as the Chapter on Genesis Dates, and Hebrew Calendar, was concluded with Genesis of Genesis.

Christians, especially fundamentalists, are going to hate this book – it explains why they haven’t a chance at salvation … in fact, based upon Gospels, as explicitly quoted, their outcome is exactly the opposite of Salvation, and Resurrection.  But there is still time.  The closing chapters explain the various prophecies and how they all have begun to congeal within the lifetime of Millennial Generation.

Starting Date: 21 December 2013; Ending Date is no later that November 2064, and probably as early as April 2064.

Finally, the end is in sight for all the Inquisitors and anti-Semites.  Yea!  Team!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

SAINT PAUL'S JOKE new supporting evidence

This NY Times news story, 18 Sept, underscores elements in SAINT PAUL'S JOKE and begins the first stage of the book's prediction that new evidence is going to emerge:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/historian-says-piece-of-papyrus-refers-to-jesus-wife.html

In my book (2012) GENESIS OF GENESIS, I indicated that supporting evidence for various things would begin to emerge toward the end of the year, and in 2013.  Well, it has begun.

In this instance, we have a document in which Jesus is specifically quote as identifying Mary as his wife.  That has long reaching implications for Catholic, and Christian, Doctrines of Faith which require him to have been single and celebrate (like the Essene); it also opens the door to a broad multitude of other possibilities.

In case you haven’t heard,  I’ve arranged a rather substantial, two month, discount against the Cover Price for SAINT PAUL'S JOKE at Amazon.com:
Pricing on SAINT PAUL'S JOKE has been set: Cover Price is $24.95, but it will be discounted 40% until December -- so until 1 December, listed price is $14.95 ... Available Saturday 22 Sept.

This discount !MAY! be carried over to other online retail distributors… but it will end on 1 December.  But given that there are those who think the world will end on 21 December – when the Mayan Calendar concludes – it doesn’t really matter … still for the rest of us, a chance to save $10 on a book anyone who believes in a Universal Spirit, or God, MUST READ, if they hope to understand what is expected of them – or wants to know what Saul of Tarsus (St Paul) expected of his followers – not something you want to miss.

Monday, September 17, 2012

SAINT PAUL'S JOKE available

SAINT PAUL'S JOKE will be available on Amazon and other online outlets Saturday 22 Sept.

Initial Buyer's will receive                        a substantial discount against Cover Price

Pricing on SAINT PAUL'S JOKE has been set: Cover Price is $24.95, but it will be discounted 40% until December -- so until 1 December, listed price is $14.95 ...